It was Shirley's second week at school. "What is that?" asked the teacher pointing to "a." "I should fink," said our five-year-old straightening himself up, "as many chilluns as you have, and as many times as you asked me last week, you would know what it is yourself."
An English scientist says he has discovered an animal with 11,000 eyes. With all those eyes, the chances are that the animal discovered the scientist.—Oil City Derrick.
