Darwin says there is a living principle in fruit. We presume he refers to the worms. — B. Journal.
"Is your father a Christian?" said a gentleman to a little boy, on one occasion. "Yes, sir," said the little boy; "but I believe he has not worked much at it lately."
Prof. in Psychology : "Can we conceive of anything as being out of time and still occupying space?" Musical student (thoughtfully) : "Yes, sir; a poor singer in a chorus."