Humorous

with contributions from Life, Josh Billings

From the July 1885 issue of The Christian Science Journal

Useless Evasion.—Pat (reading an inscription on tombstone): "'I still live!' Bedad, if I was dead I'd acknowledge it!"—Life.

"John, did Mrs. Brown get the medicine I ordered?" said the doctor to his hired man. "I guess so; for I saw crape on the door this morning."

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